- Spock: do not do the thing
- Uhura: you shouldnt do the thing
- Bones: dont do the thing man
- Sulu: hey that isnt a thing you should do
- Kirk: IM GOING TO DO THE THING
The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
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