benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

Considering getting another job. Really need it for my positivity. Need to get away from some people. I just want to be surrounded by peace. On the bright side, I’m happier.

Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity.
(via sunflower-mama)


caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

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