(Source: disasterologys)

  • Spock: do not do the thing
  • Uhura: you shouldnt do the thing
  • Bones: dont do the thing man
  • Sulu: hey that isnt a thing you should do
  • Kirk: IM GOING TO DO THE THING
sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

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heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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lizziemcjagger:

lizziemcjagger:

what is the most slippery country in the world

greece

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